SPIES, LIES, & TRAITORS

I thought it would be fun to add my beliefs and fantasies to the hysteria that has gripped the nation today.

As you can imagine, Twitter has been on fire today. Around 5:00 PM EST, people started saying that during the Trump administration, China sent several spy dirigibles on leisurely tours of our nation’s military installations and the evil Orange Monster demanded that no one talk about it.

And nobody did! Until around 5:00 PM EST on February 5, 2023. Of course, this lie was almost immediately debunked. Most people seemed satisfied that this was fake news except for John Cleese. But I’m pretty sure the tallest Python was joking.

It seems incredible that our government would allow a Chinese spy balloon to cruise over our nation for seven days without taking any action. As many are saying, it should have been taken down before it got to Alaska. A drone with .50 mm machine guns could have popped a dozen holes in it while it was over the Aleutian Islands and our military secrets would not have been sucked up by China.

But that was apparently never considered. It makes me wonder exactly how much the Biden Crime Syndicate owes China and what promises have been made. It is certain that our nation has been betrayed and nearly as certain that there will be no consequences.

I just hope that Kevin McCarthy follows in the footsteps of Nancy Pelosi and shreds his copy of Brandon’s State of the Union speech (hopefully before the senile gangster begins jabbering).