I can sense that dozens of Substack.com authors have itchy typing fingers today as our political Rumble in the Jungle is acted out in East Palestine, Ohio.
Since your email inbox will be filled tomorrow with opinions, videoclips, and amusing comments, I’m going to jump the gun and suggest THIS is what the Mainstream Media will be hiding from us:
First of all, there will be a line 1/4 mile long to get into the Trump rally. Thousands of patriotic Americans (including those forced to wait in the cold because the venue won’t be large enough to accommodate the crowds) will be in a partying mood as they pass the vendors on the street selling Trump paraphernalia. Families will be greeting one another and rubbing their mittens together to keep warm as they reminisce about other rallies they have attended and where they met before.
This is something long lost since the plandemic: community.
Somewhere else in East Palestine, Dr. Jill will be pulling her pet onto a stage and expecting the crowd (75% of which will be FBI agents) to believe that her pet cares about America and that it has the ability to complete sentences.
He will be led to the podium and the crowd will scream. I wish I hadn’t turned off my cable service 15 months ago. This will be hilarious. If Joe is convinced he is actually in the Mideast, he will begin shouting, “Death to Israel” and demanding a two-state government in Israel. And then he will stumble and fall.
Life is either a comedy or a tragedy.
I just learned that I've been fooled again by stories on the Internet. Well, it was fun writing it. And the part about Dr. Jill and her sock-puppet is true.
🍿