So glad Carlton wasn’t neutered. I’m envisioning him eventually finding a beautiful adventurous ms. piggy, loading a whole litter of little piggies into a giant stroller and heading to the market…leaving the oldest at home to watch for the amazon delivery. After the market they head home to have roast beef…but the second oldest (by 1.5 minutes) piglet was a vegetarian so he had none. And the youngest, in his usual fashion, went weee weee weee all the way home. At home, Carlton looked upon his lovely ms. piggy and his brood with utter contentment.
LOL when pigs fly....... that was great.
O Carlton, we hardly knew ye:
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3 lols in the 1st chap.
Did you match his trotter-prints with those of known piggy bankers?
So glad Carlton wasn’t neutered. I’m envisioning him eventually finding a beautiful adventurous ms. piggy, loading a whole litter of little piggies into a giant stroller and heading to the market…leaving the oldest at home to watch for the amazon delivery. After the market they head home to have roast beef…but the second oldest (by 1.5 minutes) piglet was a vegetarian so he had none. And the youngest, in his usual fashion, went weee weee weee all the way home. At home, Carlton looked upon his lovely ms. piggy and his brood with utter contentment.
The pig was a chicken?
We have a pet bunny who is from the moon, and at night time he often returns to the moon for a visit.
He is a Celestial being. Here he is to your left.
Dogs look up to you.
Cats look down on you.
Pigs is equal.
Going to the old folks home is being dumbed down and impotent for sure.
Carlton wasn't having none of those there injections neither.
I wonder where Carlton is now.